I discovered my method by swimming with the dolphins. Dophins are very smart. I communicated with them telepathically back in 1991 when I jumped in the pool at Sea World. They told me that they did, indeed, have hair, but what we confuse as their playful ways is just mutual body hair plucking. They even have scalp hair, too. But you don't see that because it has been their style for many milennia to maintain a plucked head look as they are Buddhists. Ernie PS - Yes, they will try to hump you, but it was more than that. PPS - This proves my method works.