Group: alt.baldspot


Subject: I awoke last night
From: Ernie Primeau
Date: 3/19/2008 2:29:28 AM
I awoke late last night and stumbled into the kitchen for something to quench my thirst. I forgot that I had filled a sport drink bottle with semen (you are all familiar with my follicle nutrient semen, or F.N.S. by now) and placed it in the refridgerator to keep it potent. In my half concious state I reached for the cold semen thinking it was milk. I drank nearly 3/4 of it before I realized that it was indeed, not milk. Now I'm no stranger to the salty taste of semen, but like I said, I was half asleep and very thirsty. Now I'm out almost an entire bottle of semen that could have been used to provide the necessary nutrients to my scalp. I just want to give a heads up to those of you following my method,: label your semen! Otherwise you risk you or someone in your family drinking the whole damn thing on you. For those not familiar with my Follicle Nutrient Semen findings, please visit my webpage http://www.geocities.com/erniespage and purchase my hairloss booklet for $15. It's a small price to pay for the most innovative hairloss literature ever written. Ernie