"Mick the Merciless" <mtm@rest.erg> wrote > Today is Brian's birthday. I got him a cake but he turned his nose up > that. I bought him a brand new shiny mountain bike but he complained that > his flippers weren't long enough to reach the pedals. I took him to Alton > Towers but instead of going on any of the serious rides, all he wanted to > do was nudge the teacups with his nose to see if he could make someone > fall in. He just wanted someone to swim with him, he said. > I even had party arranged for him but he says he doesn't feel like > partying. Where's the fun, he says, if there's no water. > Fer Crisakes, I scream at him. Do you want me to rent the local swimming > pool for the night. > Well that might not be so bad, he says, except for the chlorine. He says > it gets right up his nose. Well *he* gets right up *my* nose. I tried my > best and all he does is complain. Next year, I'm doing NOTHING. So there So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-))

Mudge wrote: > On 09/22/2007 10:46:31 "Kiwi Gill" wrote: > >> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-)) > > > Not this one - it's April 1 nodnodnod Well, I'm all confusticated now. I knew that Brian Mudge's birfday is 1 April, but I was fairly convinced that Brian Dolphin's birfday was 29 April. Mind you, I've had to glean that from a few rather oblique references... -- Enzo I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Mick the Merciless wrote: > Today is Brian's birthday. I got him a cake but he turned his nose up > that. I bought him a brand new shiny mountain bike but he complained > that his flippers weren't long enough to reach the pedals. I took him > to Alton Towers but instead of going on any of the serious rides, all > he wanted to do was nudge the teacups with his nose to see if he > could make someone fall in. To be honest, that sounds like a lot of fun! <eg> > He just wanted someone to swim with him, > he said. > > I even had party arranged for him but he says he doesn't feel like > partying. Where's the fun, he says, if there's no water. > > Fer Crisakes, I scream at him. Do you want me to rent the local > swimming pool for the night. > > Well that might not be so bad, he says, except for the chlorine. He > says it gets right up his nose. Well *he* gets right up *my* nose. I > tried my best and all he does is complain. Next year, I'm doing > NOTHING. So there Rititikit Tikti rititikirik, Brian! -- Enzo I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Brian Dolphin wrote: > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:08:44 +0100, Mick the Merciless wrote: > >> Wot o'bleek references? Mine is 30th April (Walpurgis Night - Hell >> of a night) but Brian wasn't born on my birthday. > > No, dummy, Brian was born on the 20th March and since there are two > dolphin years to every human year, my recent half birthday would have > been 20th September. You were two days late. That's why I was a pain. LOL So dolphins have the same number of birthdays as bears and Queens do. -- Enzo I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

"Mick the Merciless" <mtm@rest.erg> wrote in message news:pan.2007.09.22.18.06.27.261417@rest.erg... > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:46:31 +1200, Kiwi Gill wrote: >> So.... Brian's birthday is not the 30th April, then? ;;-)) > Bit of a coincidence that would be, wouldn't it. Me and Brian sharing a > birthday. Well I dunno about you, but I know when the nice Mr Fanner's birthday is. Who are you, anyway? <wink, wink, nod, nod>

Mick the Merciless wrote: > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:17:51 +1200, Kiwi Gill wrote: > >> Who are you, anyway? > > I'm Brian Dolphin in disguise. ;-) With diamonds? -- Enzo I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.